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[赛后贴]洛杉矶湖人队123-108打败新奥尔良鹈鹕队<\/p>
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湖人（34-35）：浓眉35分17板、比斯利24分3助2断、拉塞尔17分5板3助2断2帽、里夫斯14分4板5助、八村塁12分2板、布朗8分4板5助2断、范德比尔特4分8板3助、施罗德3分2板3助、加布里埃尔6分8板。<\/p>
鹈鹕（33-36）：英格拉姆22分6板6助2断、瓦兰10分6板、琼斯20分7板2断、墨菲20分3板3断、麦科勒姆13分3板9助、南斯7分5板2助2断、理查德森5分、马绍尔7分4板2助、海斯4分3板。<\/p>
[-]RRV55 91 points 4 hours ago<\/p>
AD with a monster game, good to see ADominant back (35-17)<\/p>
Beas brought the flamethrower in the 1st half lol, love to see him bounce back (7 threes!!!)<\/p>
Bad 2nd half though, but at least we had enough of a cushion to still win. Tied for 8th!<\/p>
湖人球迷：今日浓眉打出了野兽级的体现，浓眉大侠又回来啦~（35分17篮板）<\/strong><\/p>
比斯利上半场搁那儿端着喷火器打球呢？哈哈哈~看到他状况反弹真的爱死啦~<\/strong><\/p>
不过下半场打得欠好哈，可是好在分差够大没被填回来，仍是赢下来了，现在战绩和第八位相同啦~<\/strong><\/p>
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[–]RaptorsKingREX_24 2752 points 4 hours ago<\/p>
AD had a 35/15 game in a pelicans loss, just like old times<\/p>
猛龙球迷：浓眉在一场鹈鹕输球的竞赛中砍下35+15，似曾相识~<\/strong><\/p>
[–]LakersMY-NAME_IS_MY-NAME 906 points 4 hours ago<\/p>
That first half was porn<\/p>
湖人球迷：上半场火似东京热~看得我爽翻了~<\/strong><\/p>
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[–]PelicansBriguy_fieri 387 points 4 hours ago<\/p>
I’m not a fan of that type of porn<\/p>
鹈鹕球迷：爽个屁！刚开春，东京热个屁！<\/strong><\/p>
[–]Lakersmessydoughut 1126 points 4 hours ago<\/p>
9-4 since the trade deadline.<\/p>
湖人球迷：买卖之后，湖人现已9胜4负了哦~<\/strong><\/p>
[–]shanmustafa 713 points 4 hours ago<\/p>
even a larger sample size<\/p>
32-25 since the 2-10 start<\/p>
which would be a higher winning percentage than the suns right now<\/p>
球迷：看一个更大的样本：自从赛季初2胜10负之后，湖人取得了32胜25负的战绩，这个比太阳队同期胜率还高呢~<\/strong><\/p>
[–]Fresh-Soup213 26 points 4 hours ago<\/p>
I’m not a Westbrook hater but wow, you guys should’ve traded him much sooner. This is a decent roster rn, even with Lebron out<\/p>
球迷：尽管我不是威少黑粉，可是天啦撸~你们怎样不早点买卖掉他啊~哪怕老詹缺阵，湖人现在这个阵型也是很给力啊~<\/strong><\/p>
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[–]Lakerscounterfeit_jesus 15 points 3 hours ago<\/p>
Then we probably wouldn’t have the same squad we have now so that’s a no from me<\/p>
湖人球迷：假如早点买卖威少，咱们还不一定能得到现在这套阵型呢~所以我不同意~<\/strong><\/p>
[–]weekndalex 362 points 3 hours ago<\/p>
i’d be lying if i said i wasn’t a little worried in the 4th LMAO<\/p>
湖人球迷：假如说，看第四节的时分我一点也不慌，那肯定是瞎话~哈哈哈~<\/strong><\/p>
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[–]magmaknuckles 146 points 3 hours ago<\/p>
good god reading the gamethread i thought we were trailing by 15 in the 4th<\/p>
湖人球迷：妈哟~第四节看直播间里面的聊天记录，我还认为湖人被反超15分了呢~<\/strong><\/p>
[–]weekndalex 67 points 3 hours ago<\/p>
tbf i was crying like a bitch in there too LMFAO<\/p>
湖人球迷：不骗你们~其时我心态崩了，哭得跟个娘们儿似的~哈哈哈哈~5555~<\/strong><\/p>
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[–]Schneeky 46 points 3 hours ago<\/p>
Could you imagine if we blew that lead? /r/nba would never let us forget about that one lol<\/p>
湖人球迷：你们能幻想如果咱们被反转了会怎样样吗？直播吧友们要是逮着这时机，会把这个羞耻雕琢到咱们大脑皮层上面去的~哈哈哈~<\/strong><\/p>
[–]weekndalex 13 points 3 hours ago<\/p>
lmao exactly. i was sweating<\/p>
湖人球迷：可不咋的~我吓得浑身都湿透了~<\/strong><\/p>
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[–]pheasantph 10 points 4 hours ago<\/p>
The best and worst performance of this team in one game lmao<\/p>
球迷：一场竞赛一起包办了湖人队最佳和最差体现，哈哈哈哈~<\/strong><\/p>
[–]newgodpho 2 points 3 hours ago<\/p>
I’ve been keeping an eye on NOLA games all year. I know folks were freaking out but the Pelicans really do have a habit of making, \”Fake-Comebacks\”, this year especially with Zion out.<\/p>
Reminds me of when WB was here and tbh I wasn’t that worried. Still, obviously wish LA played better in the 3rd but that was a huge win nonetheless.<\/p>
球迷：我一向重视鹈鹕的竞赛的，知道湖人球迷今日都吓坏了，可是别慌，由于鹈鹕身怀被迫技术“无效反转”，这赛季锡安缺阵又给这个技术叠了三层buff~<\/strong><\/p>
[–]8Sayomom 40 points 3 hours ago<\/p>
Sucked AD couldn’t get the proper rest he deserved. Our bench unit looked bad that 3rd Quarter. Ham really tried his hardest to hoard his timeouts.<\/p>
湖人球迷：浓眉无法得到应得的休息时间，真的蛋疼~咱们的替补席第三节打得太差了。并且，哈姆真TMD是个暂停收藏家啊~<\/strong><\/p>
[–]The Mamba Mentalitykiwiwikikiwiwikikiwi 24 points 3 hours ago<\/p>
Man saved 4 timeouts going into the 4th while the Pelicans were able to regroup their offense. 🤦♂️<\/p>
湖人球迷：哈姆揣着4个暂停不必，鹈鹕见状决断笑纳，重振旗鼓~ <\/strong>🤦♂️<\/p>
[–]elirisi 36 points 3 hours ago<\/p>
You dont know? Leftover timeouts you can cash them in for some chicken mcnuggets after the game.<\/p>
湖人球迷：这你们就有所不知了~省下来的暂停是能够在赛后去兑换麦当劳麦乐鸡块的~<\/strong><\/p>
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[–]24HighlyBaked0 81 points 4 hours ago<\/p>
Darvin Ham is my enemy<\/p>
湖人球迷：哈姆，我誓与你势不两立！！<\/strong><\/p>
[–]WayOff_P 57 points 4 hours ago<\/p>
bro literally watched Dennis play some of the worst basketball ever for 9 straight minutes and didn’t make a single adjustment or even call a timeout<\/p>
湖人球迷：这哥们儿看着施罗德接连坑了9分钟，却没做哪怕一点点调整，乃至连个暂停也没叫~<\/strong><\/p>
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[–]Makeit41 2 points 4 hours ago<\/p>
Lebron should coach the team while sidelined, ham sucks ass<\/p>
湖人球迷：应该让詹姆斯去场边指导，哈姆也太烂了~<\/strong><\/p>
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[–]Come on shake your body baby do the BongaBritzlBen 61 points 4 hours ago<\/p>
AD doubters in shambles<\/p>
湖人球迷：浓眉黑粉现在问心有愧了吧~<\/strong><\/p>
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[–]The Mamba Mentalitykiwiwikikiwiwikikiwi 29 points 4 hours ago*<\/p>
The folks calling Malik “Bricksley” looking silly now too lol<\/p>
湖人球迷：还有那些称号比斯利是“必失利”的，现在也傻了吧，哈哈哈~<\/strong><\/p>
[–]BingJamesPhuddy 11 points 3 hours ago<\/p>
More like Malik Threesley 😏<\/p>
湖人球迷：我看应该叫他马利克-比“三”利😏<\/strong><\/p>
注：比斯利本场三分12投7中<\/p>
[–]Lakersweekndalex 203 points 5 hours ago<\/p>
do you need scoring? call jordan<\/p>
do you need defense? call ben wallace<\/p>
do you need rebounding? call rodman<\/p>
do you need passing? call lebron<\/p>
do you need vision? call cp3<\/p>
do you need handles? call kyrie<\/p>
do you need clutch gene? call kobe<\/p>
but if you want all this in one player…<\/p>
call malik beasley ✨<\/p>
湖人球迷：<\/strong><\/p>
想要得分？找乔丹<\/strong><\/p>
想要防卫？找大本<\/strong><\/p>
想要篮板？找大虫<\/strong><\/p>
想要传球？找老詹<\/strong><\/p>
想要视界？找保罗<\/strong><\/p>
想要手活？找欧文<\/strong><\/p>
想要关键球基因？找科比<\/strong><\/p>
想要悉数才能？找马利克-比斯利！！！<\/strong><\/p>
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[–]IcedKofe 57 points 4 hours ago<\/p>
Thanks for jinxing him in the next 5 games or so.<\/p>
湖人球迷：我谢谢你，楼上，你把比斯利接下去5场竞赛的人品都给败光啦~<\/strong><\/p>
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